Here's a riddle for you: How do you get a libertarian to endorse the government oppression of innocent men?
Answer: Give them a vagina!
Reason: Privatizing Marriage Is a Terrible Idea
http://reason.com/archives/2015/07/21/privatizing-marriage-is-a-terrible-idea
Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks
