Sorry folks, it's science. And until you can show me, in person, what millions of years of evolution looks like...it's all a complete fabrication and guess on your part.
The short film I repurposed for this was a brilliant little film called Alma, produced by ex-Pixar animator Rodrigo Blaas.
Here's the original animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irbFBgI0jhM
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